An Ode to P.B.
Peanut butter covers all bases
It soothes hunger pangs and sticks smartly
to young children’s faces…
Craving for creaminess it all but erases-
P.B.
It’s nifty
And it’s fine
It is
the peanut divine.
Tho’ oft not alone
With Jelly atop the throne
Of bagels
And of toast
P.B’s the most-
P.B.
When payday is ahead, looming far
You search the fridge for a single jar…
On plain saltines, it’s above par-
P.B.
For sealing letters-
Whoever knew?
It sticks to me
It sticks to you
P.B. shampoo?
No, that won’t do!
P.B.
Can it stop a leak?
Repair your car?
Ol’ George Washington Carver
Rightfully made it center star.
It took him far…
P.B.
Has it been
In outer space?
How many starlets sagging faces
Has it graced?
And could it heal
The human race?
P.B.
P.B. elixir-
It’s on T.V.
P.B. in your gas tank?
It just can’t be!
And that boo boo
There, on your knee…
Just rub
P.B.